“Put it in me, Scott”

When I saw the commercial on TV I LOL’d:

Kudos to Quizno’s.
I think it has now been edited down to be safer for young viewers.

“Long relegated to the portion of consumers that were interested in blue animals, dolphins have finally made their move to take over the other half of the Cetacean market share…”

Read about it at the always funny blog Fuck You Penguin. Read the comments too.

Great Freeway Sign Hack!!!

I spotted this on FoxNews.com.
There are still real hacker heroes

Misleading Headline on the Madoff scandal that I wish was true

Fun with IM

A co-worker of mine who is being “rightsized” and myself recently had an IM conversation.
I am especially proud of a snippet that went something like this:
Him: I am tired of IT,I think I hate it. I want to do something else. I am really interested in Horticulture. I think I want to study it [...]

Entrepanuership News at Gizmodo: “Man Invents Vibrating Toilet Seat That Helps You Enjoy the Magic Moment”

Oh Lordy. Now, every King can have a worthy throne!

Robot News: Frank J.’s “Do No Robo-Harm” List

It is pretty darn funny!

* Make sure they all have prominent big red buttons on them that deactivates them.
* Never give them AI by merging the minds of different serial killers.
* Make them out of Nerf™.
* Have a limit of five weapons per robot.
* Never give them access to time machines.
* Don’t have their programming [...]

“No Mr, Bond, I expect you to sing!”

Found on Debbie Schlussel’s Blog, is this – The Jame Bond Theme Song with lyrics!
 

Federal Government and Education in a Nutshell from “Yes, Prime Minister”

I found this funny and thoughtful “Yes, Prime Minister” bit via The Fifth Column:

Unfortunate Typos in IM while at work

Sometimes my bad/lazy typing has a cost as in this this business IM I made a few minutes ago:
The cocks look fine to me now. How do they look to you?
Yikes.
I will be keeping a low profile at work for the next couple of hours. I was referring to Clocks (network/IP based time clocks run [...]

Something you never thought about Godzilla…

…here.
Update: Sorry – NSFW!!!!!

Funny Sign at Heartbreakers In West Allis

You must understand, Heartbreakers is a strip club.

I wonder if this caused any auto accidents?

Weird work emails that are making me giggle at 7am

I have lots of emails from bosses and bosses’ bosses about moving forward on the “Cox” plan.
Things like “Ditto on the Cox”, “Cox works for me” and “let’s move on the Cox”.
I know it is stupid and juvenile, but I can’t stop laughing…I hope nobody hears me! Luckily it is pretty early in the [...]

This Wordle did not quite turn out the way I planned

Horatio Alger’s Ragged Dick

My “Asshole” Story

I am inspired to relate this story by an earlier post.
Many years ago, I had begun a enterprise-wide Network Engineering position at a Fortune 100 company.
Right off the bat, I got my depertment’s Unix servers and applications under control by getting patches and applications up to date and by implementing proper server security controls. I [...]

Lessons about Zombies and Politics from Bob Hope

Found via the Gates of Vienna:

“Fun With Marxists” aka “Communists say the Darndest Things”

At Hot Air, there is video of the idiocy of Marxists as an undercover reporter draws them out at the DNC. It is both fun and sad.

Clip of “Rocky Me Sexy Jesus” from Hamlet 2

This is weird/funny:

“The First Help Desk Call”

This was being passed around the office today:

Best E-Mail I got today from a co-worker

“You will be summarily hanged at dawn”

About the Obama “O” hand Signal…

While other people had fun with this Obama Campaign nonsense idea, all I could think of was where these two things:

…and the old Dr Pepper Jingle with different lyrics “I’m a Zero, your’re a Zero,wouldn’t you like to be a Zero too?”:

Overheard at Work – Definition of Politician

Politician =
poli (Latin for many)
+
tics (blood sucking creatures)
This is most likely o0ld, but it is new to me.

Obamamania Satire – “He Ventured Forth To Bring Light To The World”

This is a must read…
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
The Child was blessed in looks [...]

Milwaukee News Item #2: Anti-Lawnmower Gun Violence

An example of alienation from technology:

A 57-year-old south side man, who might have been struggling with a
hangover, was charged Friday with shooting his lawn mower with a
sawed-off shotgun.
“I’ll tell you the truth,” a criminal complaint quotes an apparently
inebriated Keith Walendowski. “I got pissed because my lawn mower
wouldn’t start, so I got my shotgun and shot [...]

“Affection”

Rachel Lucas: Thanks for the LOL!