Me [Calling back a remote site on the phone]: Is Jane Doe available?
Receptionist: Yes. Are you her husband?
Me [without pausing]. No. I am her secret lover.
Receptionist [Uncomfortable silence]: Oh.
Me [Catholic guilt rising]: I am so sorry I said that. We are not lovers. [Pause] Not that I have anything against her. [Pause] Jeez, I can’t seem to stop talking.
[General laughter]
It was time for a break.
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