Verizon, you suck.
I am on-hold right now with the Verizon Business technical support super secret escalation number.
I am being abused by their on-hold music.
It is playing a disco/techno instrumental version of Stairway to Heaven.
Why would a business do this? Do they want their customers to hate them more?
By the time I am brought off hold, I will be pissed off and ready to fly off the handle at the Verizon guy for abusing my ears and not just becuase they have not been able to fix service (for 7+ days) to one of my remote sites.