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“Excellent. Okay, question one… Are you or have you ever been a member of the Taliban?”

Mike Baker speculates on where VP Biden got his numbers:

Date: 24 February 2009

Call Center Employee: Redacted

Subject: Call #4, Call recipient: Commander Mullah Omar and wife Judy

Audio Transcript

Dialing… ringtone… connection established:

“Yes?”

“Yes, good morning… is this Mr or Mrs Commander Mullah Omar?”

“Who is this?”

“Hi there, I’m calling from the Spenkman Center for Research and Policy. How are you today?”

“How did you get my number?”

“Super, glad to hear that. Would you have a few minutes to answer some survey questions?”

“What do you want?”

“Excellent. Okay, question one… Are you or have you ever been a member of the Taliban?”

“I will track you down like an infidel dog…”

“Okay, well, I just have yes or no as options for the first question.”

“Fine, yes.”

“Right, moving on then. Question two… would you describe yourself as a) incorrigible, b) pensive, c) moody or d) cash strapped.”

“You know, I gotta’ go with a) incorrigible.”

“Are you sure?”

“Uh, yeah, definitely a). Gozzar upstairs in 12B is always telling me to lighten up… chill out he says. What a tool.”

“Fine. Question three… fill in the blank with the most appropriate answer; Most of my Taliban colleagues are in it for the blank. Would the answer be a) excitement, b) money, c) babes or d) excellent benefits package.”

“Well… lemme’ see… that’s a good one… I’m gonna’ say b) money, although we just got dental so the benefits are a close second.”

“Alright then, last question; In your opinion, where is Osama Bin Laden currently located?”

“What?”

“Never mind, just a little call center humor… seriously, last question; What percentage of your colleagues would you describe as unfocused and lacking in jihadi fervor?”

“Huh… I gotta’ say they all seem pretty committed. We had 100 per cent attendance at last night’s build-your-own-bomb-belt seminar, and that’s even with the American Idol results show on the telly. Honestly, I ain’t so crazy with that fourth judge.”

“Any guess for the percentage?”

“That Paula Abdul though… what a looker, I’d sure like to cover her up with a nice burka… you remember the music video with that cartoon cat? Boy could she move…”

“Shall I put you down for 25 percent?”

“What? Sure, whatever… any chance you know Paula Abdul? Now there’s a reason to give up jihad. You think she’s married?”

“Thank you again sir for taking the time to answer our questions. Have a super day.”

End Call.

Heh.

Seriously, Biden is an embarrassment and a joke. Obama signaled amateurism in selecting him as the VP Running mate. We have at least 4 more years of this fool.

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